Can I just tell you all how much I love the smoked oyster? I can (and do) eat a whole can as a tasty snack. It was only recently that I realized I could buy these little, cheap cans all the time! Not just at Christmas! I could eat them any time I liked!!!
And then I looked at one. Close-up. Biiiiig mistake. Note to self: shellfish are best eaten blindfolded.